I don't know the full extent of Deadpool's skills but Diablo has hundreds of minions including Andarial, Durial, and Mephisto. Baal would be fairly likely to help him out too. Not to mention his own Fire Nova and Lightning-Bone breath that does lightning and physical damage. He has 50% resistance to all elements, 50% chance to block all attacks, and 45% damage reduction. And his claws do cold damage too!
Now, I don't know too much about Deadpool (aside from a shared surname ^-^), but I'd have to vote Diablo, especially if the turf is Hell. You don't fight with the Devil in the fiery pits in his own home and make it out alive.
Mortal warriors have defeated diablo before. In fact, diablo runs are considered fairly useless and really dont give you access to anything decent. A mephisto or Baal run is far superior in terms of gathering items and loot. Deadpool is no mortal warrior. The guy is just flat out insane. Fact is, I've seen diablo laying down in a pool of his own blood far too many times to even have this one be a question!
While I want to agree with my love, and I do, I don't think I can, if we take into account other Deadpool power setups. At one point, Deadpool becomes Galactus' Herald (aka the next silver surfer). This gives Deadpool the power cosmic in addition to all of his abilities with guns and fourth wall breaking.
If we put this in Diablo terms, it is like having an Amazon/Assassin mixed with a maxed out Sorceress. Since Diablo can be soloed IN HELL and on HELL difficulty, I can't give this to Diablo. Now, if he can pull in Baal to help him out, maybe he stands a chance.
Deadpool all the way. Diablo doesn't stand a chance. Also, Deadpool would know how to alter the code of the game simply by existing to one-shot all the lords of Hell, even if they DID help each other.
IDK, Deadpool would have to get thru a pile-up of minions just to GET to Diablo in Hell...which would not be easy... However, once he made it thru all of them, Diablo would be fairly easy to kill. I should know, I've done it zillions of times. :D
I've beaten Diablo 1 and 2 hundreds of times, who do you think I am? I've killed Diablo hundreds of times. If we're saying some idiot necromancer with a white mullet and some god awful leather vest can kill Diablo on runs on bnet then why can't I? Last tournament I beat Zeus, who has more power than a video game character.
On a side note can I use teh hax? I mean it's a video game.
Deadpool's primary power is an accelerated healing factor, depicted by various artists and writers with varying levels of efficiency. Artificially endowed by the Weapon X program, this enables him to regenerate any destroyed tissues or organs at a super-human rate as well as making him immune to known diseases and infections. An unanticipated side effect was a rapid acceleration of the cancerous tumors he was suffering from at the time, causing them to quickly spread across his entire body as soon as his powers fully activated. Because of this, his healing factor super charged his cancer, resulting in massive scar tissue causing his appearance to be severely disfigured. Deadpool's brain cells are similarly affected, with dying brain cells being rejuvenated at a super accelerated rate. This allows Deadpool to recover from any and all head wounds, and it renders him nearly invulnerable to psychic and telepathic powers, as the altered or damaged brain cells quickly regenerate to their original state. It is also the cause of his psychosis and mental instability. Deadpool's healing factor is strong enough that he has previously survived complete incineration and decapitation more than once, though in each of these occurrences, his head had to be reunited with his body to heal the wound instead of his body growing a new head (or vice-versa).[33][34][35] Unlike Wolverine’s natural healing factor, Deadpool’s is mentally driven to a partial extent. Similar to Wolverine, his healing factor also affects a number of his physical attributes by increasing them to superhuman levels heightening at least his endurance and stamina. Though it had been said in earlier years that he also had super-human strength, that detail has apparently been glossed over, if not forgotten, as of late.[36] Deadpool's body is highly resistant to most drugs and toxins. For example, it is extremely difficult, though not impossible, for him to become intoxicated.[37] He can, however, be affected by certain drugs such as tranquilizers, if he is exposed to a massive enough dosage. As for alcohol, it appears that while he is capable of getting drunk, just like Wolverine, it takes massive amounts and the effects quickly wear off. Deadpool's healing factor also provides him with an extended lifespan by slowing the effects of the aging process to an unknown degree which cannot be measured as of yet, since he is not old enough to see any effect. However, his life span is extended to such a degree that he is still alive as Deadpool 800 years from the present as shown when the new X-Force encountered him in the future.[38]
Aside from his physical advantages, Deadpool is a superb assassin and mercenary, an expert in multiple forms of martial arts, an expert swordsman and marksman. It has also been discussed that, while his psychosis and dissociative identity disorder is a handicap, it is also one of his greatest attributes as it makes him an extremely unpredictable opponent. Taskmaster (who has photo-reflexive memory which allows him to copy anyone's fighting skills by observation, thus making him their equal in battle) was unable to defeat Deadpool due to his chaotic and improvised fighting style.[39] Over the years, Deadpool has owned a number of personal teleportation devices. Also, during Deadpool's first ongoing comic, he possessed a device which projected holographic disguises, allowing him to go undercover or conceal his appearance. In addition, Deadpool is multilingual and has demonstrated the ability to speak German, Spanish, and Japanese. Occasionally, Deadpool has also been shown as having a magic satchel, often pulling weapons out of nowhere.[40]. Just thought you should know.
Well, as much as I enjoy reading about Deadpool, there is an issue and an angle no one is considering. Deadpool is,first and foremost, a mercenary. His primary goal is the collection of money (though I have NO idea why, maybe he spends it all on PPV porn or something....). I've only ever played D2 and the accompanying expansion pack, but EVERYTHING drops money. And not just nickels and dimes, they drop (foul language) GOLD. Like, by level 10 you should have run through about 2,000 gold if you're lazy and don't kill everything in sight (as all proper RPG'ers aught to). So, well established that all of these things you kill tend to serve in some fashion or another Diablo. So, in turn, Diablo must have a VAST pool of resources to draw on. I could go on to describe how much the various magical items are worth and otherwise bludgeon this dead horse most vigorously. Long story short, let's say Deadpool slips up or otherwise draws the attention of Diablo (not hard, the dude is a god-like entity)(or god-esque). Diablo, recognizing what a (more foul language) pain in the posterior it would be to rid himself of Deadpool, decides on a happy alternative; PAY HIM. DP: Time to die for the Nth time you pixilated monstrosity! D: Say, how much are they paying you? DP: wait, say what? D: you know money, scratch, moo-lah, what are you getting paid? DP: Uhh....come to think of it, I was only offered about 1,000 gold pieces and a slice of pie. D: Well champ, I tell you what. I'll pay you 10,000 gold pieces and a dozen pies, your choice of flavor, to take a hike out of this county and enjoy some time in Hawaii. DP: yeah, right, get the assassin to leave and the check doesn't clear, fool me once, shame on you, fool me thirty nine times shame on you still. D: *pinches bridge of nose, waves hand, loud clinking noise as 10,000 gold pieces topped with a dozen pies BAMFs into existance* DP: Well you have your self a slap happy deal there mister! ... Can I get a ride to Hawaii? I, uh, never bought a return ticket... D: *rubbing temples, wills Deadpool and the money(and pies) away to Hawaii* Clearly, Diablo wins, if only by default by getting Deadpool to bugger off.
I think he just made a valid argument about the character of the character. And Diablo just used his noggin to tap into Deadpool's motivations. Couldn't that happen in the course of any fight?
(I know this match as been decided, I'm just debating Sam's comment.)
I don't know the full extent of Deadpool's skills but Diablo has hundreds of minions including Andarial, Durial, and Mephisto. Baal would be fairly likely to help him out too. Not to mention his own Fire Nova and Lightning-Bone breath that does lightning and physical damage. He has 50% resistance to all elements, 50% chance to block all attacks, and 45% damage reduction. And his claws do cold damage too!
ReplyDeleteNow, I don't know too much about Deadpool (aside from a shared surname ^-^), but I'd have to vote Diablo, especially if the turf is Hell. You don't fight with the Devil in the fiery pits in his own home and make it out alive.
ReplyDeleteMortal warriors have defeated diablo before. In fact, diablo runs are considered fairly useless and really dont give you access to anything decent. A mephisto or Baal run is far superior in terms of gathering items and loot. Deadpool is no mortal warrior. The guy is just flat out insane. Fact is, I've seen diablo laying down in a pool of his own blood far too many times to even have this one be a question!
ReplyDeleteAlso, the other lords of terror have NEVER helped diablo when he was attacked, even in hell. They have their own domains.
ReplyDeleteWhile I want to agree with my love, and I do, I don't think I can, if we take into account other Deadpool power setups. At one point, Deadpool becomes Galactus' Herald (aka the next silver surfer). This gives Deadpool the power cosmic in addition to all of his abilities with guns and fourth wall breaking.
ReplyDeleteIf we put this in Diablo terms, it is like having an Amazon/Assassin mixed with a maxed out Sorceress. Since Diablo can be soloed IN HELL and on HELL difficulty, I can't give this to Diablo. Now, if he can pull in Baal to help him out, maybe he stands a chance.
But, as per the previous incarnations of diablo, they NEVER help each other.
ReplyDeleteDeadpool all the way. Diablo doesn't stand a chance. Also, Deadpool would know how to alter the code of the game simply by existing to one-shot all the lords of Hell, even if they DID help each other.
ReplyDeleteIDK, Deadpool would have to get thru a pile-up of minions just to GET to Diablo in Hell...which would not be easy... However, once he made it thru all of them, Diablo would be fairly easy to kill. I should know, I've done it zillions of times. :D
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ReplyDeleteI've beaten Diablo 1 and 2 hundreds of times, who do you think I am? I've killed Diablo hundreds of times. If we're saying some idiot necromancer with a white mullet and some god awful leather vest can kill Diablo on runs on bnet then why can't I? Last tournament I beat Zeus, who has more power than a video game character.
ReplyDeleteOn a side note can I use teh hax? I mean it's a video game.
Deadpool's primary power is an accelerated healing factor, depicted by various artists and writers with varying levels of efficiency. Artificially endowed by the Weapon X program, this enables him to regenerate any destroyed tissues or organs at a super-human rate as well as making him immune to known diseases and infections. An unanticipated side effect was a rapid acceleration of the cancerous tumors he was suffering from at the time, causing them to quickly spread across his entire body as soon as his powers fully activated. Because of this, his healing factor super charged his cancer, resulting in massive scar tissue causing his appearance to be severely disfigured. Deadpool's brain cells are similarly affected, with dying brain cells being rejuvenated at a super accelerated rate. This allows Deadpool to recover from any and all head wounds, and it renders him nearly invulnerable to psychic and telepathic powers, as the altered or damaged brain cells quickly regenerate to their original state. It is also the cause of his psychosis and mental instability. Deadpool's healing factor is strong enough that he has previously survived complete incineration and decapitation more than once, though in each of these occurrences, his head had to be reunited with his body to heal the wound instead of his body growing a new head (or vice-versa).[33][34][35] Unlike Wolverine’s natural healing factor, Deadpool’s is mentally driven to a partial extent. Similar to Wolverine, his healing factor also affects a number of his physical attributes by increasing them to superhuman levels heightening at least his endurance and stamina. Though it had been said in earlier years that he also had super-human strength, that detail has apparently been glossed over, if not forgotten, as of late.[36] Deadpool's body is highly resistant to most drugs and toxins. For example, it is extremely difficult, though not impossible, for him to become intoxicated.[37] He can, however, be affected by certain drugs such as tranquilizers, if he is exposed to a massive enough dosage. As for alcohol, it appears that while he is capable of getting drunk, just like Wolverine, it takes massive amounts and the effects quickly wear off. Deadpool's healing factor also provides him with an extended lifespan by slowing the effects of the aging process to an unknown degree which cannot be measured as of yet, since he is not old enough to see any effect. However, his life span is extended to such a degree that he is still alive as Deadpool 800 years from the present as shown when the new X-Force encountered him in the future.[38]
ReplyDeleteAside from his physical advantages, Deadpool is a superb assassin and mercenary, an expert in multiple forms of martial arts, an expert swordsman and marksman. It has also been discussed that, while his psychosis and dissociative identity disorder is a handicap, it is also one of his greatest attributes as it makes him an extremely unpredictable opponent. Taskmaster (who has photo-reflexive memory which allows him to copy anyone's fighting skills by observation, thus making him their equal in battle) was unable to defeat Deadpool due to his chaotic and improvised fighting style.[39] Over the years, Deadpool has owned a number of personal teleportation devices. Also, during Deadpool's first ongoing comic, he possessed a device which projected holographic disguises, allowing him to go undercover or conceal his appearance. In addition, Deadpool is multilingual and has demonstrated the ability to speak German, Spanish, and Japanese. Occasionally, Deadpool has also been shown as having a magic satchel, often pulling weapons out of nowhere.[40]. Just thought you should know.
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ReplyDeleteWell, as much as I enjoy reading about Deadpool, there is an issue and an angle no one is considering. Deadpool is,first and foremost, a mercenary. His primary goal is the collection of money (though I have NO idea why, maybe he spends it all on PPV porn or something....). I've only ever played D2 and the accompanying expansion pack, but EVERYTHING drops money. And not just nickels and dimes, they drop (foul language) GOLD. Like, by level 10 you should have run through about 2,000 gold if you're lazy and don't kill everything in sight (as all proper RPG'ers aught to). So, well established that all of these things you kill tend to serve in some fashion or another Diablo. So, in turn, Diablo must have a VAST pool of resources to draw on. I could go on to describe how much the various magical items are worth and otherwise bludgeon this dead horse most vigorously. Long story short, let's say Deadpool slips up or otherwise draws the attention of Diablo (not hard, the dude is a god-like entity)(or god-esque). Diablo, recognizing what a (more foul language) pain in the posterior it would be to rid himself of Deadpool, decides on a happy alternative; PAY HIM.
ReplyDeleteDP: Time to die for the Nth time you pixilated monstrosity!
D: Say, how much are they paying you?
DP: wait, say what?
D: you know money, scratch, moo-lah, what are you getting paid?
DP: Uhh....come to think of it, I was only offered about 1,000 gold pieces and a slice of pie.
D: Well champ, I tell you what. I'll pay you 10,000 gold pieces and a dozen pies, your choice of flavor, to take a hike out of this county and enjoy some time in Hawaii.
DP: yeah, right, get the assassin to leave and the check doesn't clear, fool me once, shame on you, fool me thirty nine times shame on you still.
D: *pinches bridge of nose, waves hand, loud clinking noise as 10,000 gold pieces topped with a dozen pies BAMFs into existance*
DP: Well you have your self a slap happy deal there mister! ... Can I get a ride to Hawaii? I, uh, never bought a return ticket...
D: *rubbing temples, wills Deadpool and the money(and pies) away to Hawaii*
Clearly, Diablo wins, if only by default by getting Deadpool to bugger off.
O_O
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ReplyDeleteWell, I agree with that outcome if "Screw the rules, I have money." Applies in this tournament.
ReplyDeleteI think he just made a valid argument about the character of the character. And Diablo just used his noggin to tap into Deadpool's motivations. Couldn't that happen in the course of any fight?
ReplyDelete(I know this match as been decided, I'm just debating Sam's comment.)
This match is closed until the overturn days.
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